AAAA ONE OF THE GIRLS I WANNA BE BFFS WITH REQUESTED TO SIT BY ME SINCE THERES GONNA BE A NEW SEATING CHART IN THAT CLASS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

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lychgate:

yeh rick an morty is a pretty great show like i dont know what youre doing if you havent seen it yet

prismplague:

I feel like crap. Can’t seem to do the draw today. Or any time.
Here’s Rick with his “Jerry, your various sphincters aren’t constricting enough for me to like you.” face.

prismplague:

I feel like crap. Can’t seem to do the draw today. Or any time.

Here’s Rick with his “Jerry, your various sphincters aren’t constricting enough for me to like you.” face.

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

lunoki:

Dr. Lecter is truly a Renaissance man.

missespeon:

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

my favorite part of forrest gump

missespeon:

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

my favorite part of forrest gump